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I’ve got an app that changes time

I made it on my own and it’s mine all mine!

I can speed things up, I can slow things down

There’s fun to be found whenever I’m around

Check this out, I’m gonna enter a race

I’ve never come anywhere except last place

I fire up the app and slow things down

I walk all the way and I even sit down

And I have a little picnic while everyone sweats

They’re only halfway and I’m not done yet!

I’ll turn them around so they all run wrong

Now they’re running to the start and I’ve just won!

I’ve got an app that changes time

I made it on my own and it’s mine all mine!

Sitting in assembly, yawn - so boring!

I’ll speed it up so I don’t start snoring

Start up the app, and watch time jump

The teacher sounds like a chatty chipmunk!

It's the end so I’ll stop the app

It’s simple as this, a tap tap tap

Hm, that’s not right, now time’s just stopped

I wanna quit the app but it won’t unlock!

Oh no! Now everything’s moving in reverse!

I’m going back in time, this is much much worse!

Faster and faster, how time flies

I’ve ended in a place that I don’t recognise...

I’ve got an app that changes time

I made it on my own, it’s mine all mine!

But it’s not without some minor flaws

Now I’ve gotta make friends with a dinosaur... 


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