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Stupid Rhymes

Rhyming stupid stuff together is a great way to spend an afternoon. Here are a few we thought up...

Duck / Truck

Cool Unicorn / School Uniform

Astronaut / Pasta Fort

To linguini-ty and beyond!

Time Machine / Slime a Queen

will.i.am / Grill my Spam

Orange Wolf / ...erm...

...I guess not everything can be rhymed!