Some of these dad jokes might have escaped from our cheese jokes page! Dads love cringe-worthy jokes, and boy have we got some corny ones to get your eyes rolling.

This dad joke collection features our top picks, guaranteed to get the whole family groaning.

You know that feeling when you tell a joke, and no one laughs but you? Yeah, daft dads know it too. Cool dads, too!

Whether you're a father looking to grow your repertoire or you're looking for jokes to beat dad at his own game, when it comes to dad jokes Beano's got you covered.

We've got tons more jokes too - knock, knock jokes, What do you call...? jokes, What did...? jokes, a Father's Day quiz and more, including Embarrassing Dads!

Enjoy... or enjoy not enjoying! Once you've groaned at this lot, why not try this other collection of amazing dad jokes?

1. What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites!

2. What did the police officer say to their belly-button? 
You’re under a vest!

3. What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory!

4. I asked my dog, ‘What's two minus two?’
He said nothing!

5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tyred!

6. What’s brown and sticky? 
A stick!

7. Why do bees have sticky hair? 
Because they use a honeycomb!

8. Our vacuum cleaner is getting old… 
It's just gathering dust!

9. When does a joke become a ‘dad joke?’ 
When it becomes apparent!

10. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!

11. RIP boiled water… 
You will be mist!

12. What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A Lamborghini!

13. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other… 
"Do you know how to drive this thing?”

14. Why are pigs bad drivers? 
Because they hog the road!

15. How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!

16. Where do hamburgers go to dance? 
The meatball!

17. What has four wheels and flies? 
A rubbish lorry!

18. What vegetable is kind to everyone? 
The sweet potato!

19. Why didn’t the sun go to university? 
It already had a million degrees!

20. What do computers eat for a snack? 
Microchips!

21. Daughter: Can I have a pony for Christmas?
Dad: The oven’s only big enough for a turkey!

22. When you’re a camel…
Every day is hump day!

23. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff...
Baa-dum-sss!

24. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?
Papa Yawns!

25. What do kids' parents dress up as for Halloween?
Mummies and Deadies!

26. What do I have if I have 8 red LEGO bricks in one hand and 16 blue LEGO bricks in the other hand?
Really big hands!

27. Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Oh wait, it just got away from me!

28. What's it like to work for a hot air balloon company?
It has its ups and downs!

29. What does a house wear?
Address!

30. Dogs can't go through MRI's...
But cat scan!

31. What's the best time to see your dentist?
Tooth-hurty!

32. Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless!

33. Why is corn such a good listener?
Because it's all ears!

34. What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose canon!

35. Why did the crab never share?
Because he's shellfish!

36. Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it!

37. What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil!

38. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro...
It’s a total rip off!

39. Dad, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!

40. I keep trying to lose weight…
…but it keeps finding me!

41. What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!

42. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it!

43. Which pet is the loudest?
A trumpet!

44. Why can’t the T-rex clap its hands?
Because it's extinct!

45. What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil!

46. I’ve just been diagnosed as colourblind...
It really came out of the purple!

47. What do you call a small mother?
A minimum!

48. Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado?
It was an udder disaster!

49. Why did the smart phone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts!

50. What type of magazines do cows read?
Cattlelogs!

51. Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school!

52. Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!

53. I don't trust stairs...
They're always up to something!

54. What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeno business!

55. What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

56. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day…
…but I couldn’t find any!

57. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming!

58. What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune?
I will never desert you!

59. What stays in the corner but goes around the world?
A stamp!

60. What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?
Royal tea!

61. Whiteboards are great...
In fact, they're remarkable!

62. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!

63. A scarecrow has just won an award...
...for being out-standing in his field!

64. The worst thing about sea sickness?
It comes in waves!

65. The best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels!

66. You never see elephants hiding in trees...
They must be really good at it!

67. You know what was a groundbreaking invention?
The spade!

68. They told me to stop doing flamingo impressions...
I had to put my foot down!

69. What kind of bagel can travel?
A plain bagel!

70. I used to a have job collecting leaves...
I was raking it in!

71. What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

72. You know what often gets overlooked?
Garden fences!

73. What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

74. How do you sink a submarine?
Knock on the door!

75. What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!

76. What does a house wear?
A dress!

77. How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw!

78. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!

79. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

80. What was the biggest problem with the restaurant on the moon?
It had no atmosphere!

81. How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints

82. Did you hear about the book series about helium balloons?
They're impossible to put down!

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