30 Duck Jokes to Quack You Up
These funny duck jokes will quack you up...
In need of a BEAK? It's perfect weather for Beano's best duck jokes! Our laughs will lift you lighter than a feather in no time!
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What do you call it when it's raining ducks and geese?
Fowl weather!
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Why did the duck say bang?
Because they wanted a firequacker roll!
![Mallard duck sitting on a silver plate held by a waiter](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/image-56.png)
What is Donald Duck's favourite snack?
Quackers!
![White duck wearing a red bow tie](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/9-2.png?quality=76&strip=all&w=1024)
Why did the fox go for a duck?
Because he was rubbish at cricket. (Probably something to do with not being able to hold a bat in his little paws - Ed)
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What kind of shoes do geese wear?
Duck Martens!
![Black shoes on a pavement](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/81952_3.png)
What do you get if you cross a sea monster with a duck?
A quacken!
![Large yellow inflatable duck in front of a full moon](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/79843_quacken.jpg)
What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire?
Count Quackula!
![Laughing pineapple in front of a full moon and spooky looking forest](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/79603_13.png)
What sound does a weird duck make?
Quirk Quirk!
![Laughing red crested rooster](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/77314_19.jpg)
What do you call a duck that works in a hospital?
A Health Quacktitioner!
![Smiling red crested rooster and owl](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/69283_misc-bird.jpg)
What does a duck that's made of avocado say?
Guac!
![Two smiling avocados](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/56769_Avocados.png)
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
I hope I didn't quack any!
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What is a duck's favourite game?
Beak-a-boo!
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!
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Why did the duck join the baseball game?
To make a fowl shot!
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Why do ducks fly South for the winter?
Because it's too far to waddle!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48208_winter-vacay.png)
What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese?
Fowl weather!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48209_ducko-in-raino.png)
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Duckula!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48214_duckula.png)
What kind of TV shows do ducks watch?
Duckumentaries!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48201_duckumentaries.png)
Where do ducks go when they are sick?
To the duck-tor!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48192_sick-ducko.png)
Which bird steals soap from your bath?
A robber duck!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/47196_gen08.jpg)
What type of food is a duck and mole put together?
Quackamole!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/duck-5.jpeg?w=1024)
What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A firequacker!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/42304_gen32.jpg)
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A Christmas quacker!
![christmas jokes](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/40877_0-A-Quacker.jpg)
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
Quacks in the pavement!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48178_duckos.png)
When does a duck get up?
At the quack of dawn!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48180_tired-duck.png)
On what side does a duck have the most feathers?
The outside!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/48182_a-silly-duck.png)
Why was the duck arrested?
It was suspected of fowl play!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/39429_285_duckarrested.jpg)
Why do ducks make good detectives?
They always quack the case!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/39416_164_duckdetective.jpg)
What did the duck say to the waiter?
Put it on my bill!
![](https://www.beano.com/wp-content/uploads/legacy/38609_288_duckwaiter.jpg)
What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes?
A wisequacker!
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