44 Funny Snowmen Jokes For Kids Which Are Pretty Cool!
The funniest snowman jokes on the winternet!
What’s the first thought that goes through your mind when you see a snowflake fall to the ground? Wrap up warmly? Make some hot chocolate and watch a Christmas movie? Or get your mittens and big coat on and wait for a fresh blanket of snow to form and get building an epic snowman?
Yes, we know you chose the last option, because making snowmen is one of the most fun things you can do on a cold winter’s day (apart from wrapping up warmly, making some hot chocolate and popping a Christmas movie on the telly).
And what’s the next best thing after building snowmen? Laughing your socks off at a well-made snowman joke or even a knock-knock snowman joke. In fact, these cute snowman jokes will have you melting with laughter!
Once you’ve recovered after these cool one-liners, we’ve got so much more in store for you. We’ve got funny weather jokes, Santa jokes or Christmas jokes to keep those laughs coming!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
How do snowman make phone calls?
On a snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman in the desert?
Lost!
What did one snowman say to the other?
Can you smell carrots?
Which Marvel character do snowmen like least?
Thaw!
Why did the snowman wear headphones?
They wanted to listen to some cool tunes!
Where do snowmen do their online shopping?
The winternet!
What do you call a snowman who's been to the gym?
The Abdominal Snowman!
What’s the coolest musical?
The Greatest Snowman!
What did the snowman order at the Mexican restaurant?
Brrrr-itos!
What do snowmen like to do after school?
Chill out!
How do you get a snowman to disappear?
Get into a heated argument!
Did you hear about Chuck Norris' snowman?
He built it out of hot water!
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes!
What is a snowman's favourite animal?
A b-lizard!
What side did the snowman order with their burger?
Cold-slaw!
What's a snowman's least favourite sandwich?
A tuna melt!
Why don’t snowmen get married?
They always get cold feet!
What do you say when you hear a great snowman pun?
“Icy what you did there!”
What do you call a snowman with a cup of tea?
Melted!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like bogies!
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle!
What happened when the snowman got angry?
He had a meltdown!
What’s a snowman’s favourite food?
Chilli!
Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole?
Because it's cool!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did the snowman say to the robin?
I have snow idea!
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers with chilly sauce!
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves?
They change into puddles!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosties!
Where would you find snowmen dancing?
At a snowball!
How do you scare a snowman?
With a hairdryer!
What do snowmen do in summer?
Chill out!
Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snow banks!
How do you know if a snowman has been in your bed?
You wake up wet!
How did the snowman win the Tour de France?
Riding his icicle!
