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22 Christmas Food Jokes To Cracker You Up

Enjoy a serving of laughs at this years festive feast with Beano's clucking collection of Christmas dinner jokes!

After a Christmas dinner, some people love a bit of Christmas pudding and then somehow manage to find a bit of room for some cake later on! 

But even after all that, can we tempt you with a selection of tasty jokes from our buffet table of fun? We can? Then best grab a plate for these festive funnies!

When your stuffed full of these, feast on some enticing elf jokessleighing Santa jokes or get your eyes rolling at some Christmas cracker jokes! Or check out our cryptic Christmas movie emoji quiz!

While you're at it, check out our jolly joke generator

Did you hear about the guy who fell into a Christmas pudding?

He was dragged in by a strong currant!

What do mice have for Christmas dinner?

Cheese and crackers!

When is a turkey dinner bad for your health?

When you're the turkey!

Why can't you take your turkey to church on Christmas?

Because it has fowl language!

What do snowmen have for Christmas breakfast?

Ice crispies!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?

Copy and basting!

What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

On the dark side!

What did the turkey say to the hunter on Christmas?

Quack, quack!

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?

Twerky!

What do ducks do before Christmas dinner?

Pull their Christmas quackers!

What do police officers eat instead of turkey at Christmas?

Truncheon meat!

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?

You get tinsel-itis!

Why is the turkey never hungry at Christmas?

It's stuffed!

What did the big cracker say to the small cracker during the Christmas Eve dinner?

My pop is bigger than yours!

Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?

Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!

This Christmas turkey’s disgusting!

Well, you asked for a foul roast!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A poul-tree!

What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?

Tis the season to be jelly!