Monday Jokes
Check out Beano's batch of merry Monday jokes! There's enough to cure that monotonous Monday blues and get you through the week!
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Perhaps some clever jokes or maybe even classic corny jokes are more your style?
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During the school year, what’s the number one thing kids wish for on Sunday night?
A foot of snow by morning!
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When does Monday come before Sunday?
In the dictionary!
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Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison?
Monday laundering!
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Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?
He didn’t find them humerus!
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Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday?
It wasn’t feline well!
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How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?
Have a Gouda week!
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What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning?
Eye don’t want to get up!
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What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays?
Hedge-hugs!
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What’s the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning!
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Why was the acid so rude on Monday?
It was a-mean-o-acid!
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How do hens feel on Mondays?
Eggshausted!
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Which day of the week are demons most tired?
De-Monday, just like everyone else!
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If every day is a gift...
How do you return Monday?!
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On Monday morning, rolling out of bed is easy.
Getting up off the floor is another story!
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What word describes Mondays best?
Monday-ne!
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Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?
Moonday!
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How did Garfield stop the rooster from waking him on Monday morning?
He ate him on Sunday night!
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Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?
Because sleep is for the week!
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What do you call an ant that sells medicines on weekdays and helps a farmer on weekends?
A farmassistant!
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I called the local gym asking if they can train me to do gymnastics. They asked how flexible I am...
I said, I'm free Monday, Tuesday and Friday!
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Mondays aren't so bad...
Only 48hrs ago it was a sadder day!
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Who would win in a fight between Monday and Sunday?
Sunday... Monday is a weekday!
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