25 Cake Jokes That Are Cream of the Crop
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These jokes are really the cherry on top of the cake!
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What does a vegetarian get on their birthday?
A carrot cake!
What do bats use to make cakes?
Batter!
What’s the difference between a bowling ball and a cupcake?
A bowling ball doesn't go splat when you roll it along the floor!
What do you get if you cross a cake and a bird?
A FLAN-ingo!
What is a deer's favourite cake?
Doe-nuts!
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He just flipped!
What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?
Tarzipan!
Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?
Because their uncle said that it was a piece of cake!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
Because it tastes like bogies!
What happened when the Bake Off contestant put washing soda in a cake instead of baking soda?
It left everyone frothing at the mouth!
People were so upset when Mary Berry left Bake Off...
Even the cake was in tiers!
How do Bake Off contestant know their cakes are done?
Noel Fiel-DING!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What kind of birthday cake does Elsa like?
The kind with lots of frosting and icing!
Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist?
Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When you slice it!
What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake!
Doctor, doctor! I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles!
What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth!
Why is history like a fruit cake?
It's full of dates!
Who was the scariest cake?
Attila the Bun!
What does Santa use to bake cakes?
Elf-raising flour!
