26 Chocolate Jokes Choc-Full of Laughs!
Time for some pretty sweet chocolate gags... SNICKER at this BOUNTY of funny chocolate jokes!
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What does a toad have in its croako
Marshmallows!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate!
What's the sun's favourite chocolate bar?
Milky Way!
What's a lions favorite ice cream?
Mint chocolate chimp!
What's an alien's favourite chocolate bar?
A mars bar!
What do biscuits eat for a treat?
Fish and chocolate chips!
How do biscuits pay for things?
With chocolate chip and pin!
What is a foot's favourite chocolate?
Toe-blerone!
What do you call a clumsy-but-quiet chocolate bar?
A careless Wispa!
How does the chocolate go on holiday?
On an AERO-plane!
Why did the ice cream break up with the chocolate?
He was a bit of a flake!
Why did no-one bother the chocolate?
Because it was quiet as a mousse!
What do you call someone who eats a lot of chocolate?
A cocoa-nut!
Why did the chocolate get detention?
Because it was choco-LATE to class!
What's a monkey's favourite biscuit?
Chocolate chimp cookie!
What kind of ice cream do electricians eat?
Shockalot!
It all starts innocently, mixing chocolate and Rice Krispies, but before you know it, you’re adding raisins and marshmallows...
It's a rocky road!
What kind of filling do you want in your teeth?
Chocolate!
What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?
Choco-LATE!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!
What's a tennis player's favourite chocolate?
Federrero rocher!
Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?
Marsbars and milkyways!
What's Cinderella's favourite sweeties?
Chocolate buttons!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane!
How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate?
Foiled!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee!
Doctor, doctor! Every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye!
Try taking the spoon out first!
