32 Boat Jokes You'll Want To Tell Schooner or Later
These boat jokes are sea-larious!
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How does a flower get a boat across a lake?
It rose!
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I just bought a really expensive barge pole...
I thought I'd push the boat out!
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What happened when the blue boat and the red boat crashed into each other?
They were marooned!
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Who is the fastest sailor in the world?
Usain Boat!
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What do sailors eat for breakfast?
Boatmeal!
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What's a vampire's favourite type of boat?
A blood vessel!
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Which vegetable is banned from boats?
Leeks!
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How do boats say hello to each other?
They wave!
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How do you make a boat feel better?
Give it some vitamin-sea!
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Where do zombies go sailing?
The Dead Sea!
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Did you hear about the boat that cheated in the race?
It was rigged!
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Which boat is the rudest?
The barge!
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Did you hear about the oars that fell in love?
It was very row-mantic!
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What did the mummy boat say to the baby boat?
Don't be so naughtycal!
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Who's the fastest man on the seas?
Usain Boat!
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What's a boat's favourite motto?
Seas the day!
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Did you hear about the boat that had a baby?
It was a buoy!
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Why was the sail embarrassed?
Because it was passing wind!
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Why are boats like shops?
They always have a sail on!
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Did you hear about the sale at the paddle shop?
It was a big oar deal!
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Where does a boat go when it needs money?
The sand bank!
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Why did the boat go to the dock?
It gave into pier pressure!
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What was the boats motto?
Do it schooner rather than later!
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What's another name for a Captain?
Sails Manager!
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What happened when the blue boat crashed into the red boat?
The crew were marooned!
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What should you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc!
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What might you uses to sail across the sky?
A rainboat!
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I named my iPhone Boat...
It's now syncing!
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What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?
Ogreboard!
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Why do boats go on dates?
They're looking for row-mance!
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What do boats eat with a spoon?
Tomato sloop!
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When is a boat just like snow?
When it's adrift!
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