Jokes and Riddles!
Riddle me this… what’s fun, hilarious and arranged in a digestible layered format? A Beano jokes page! Read on for some riddly good chuckles!
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What’s red and black and goes ‘Ouch’?
Dennis falling downstairs!
What’s red and shaped like a bucket?
A blue bucket painted red!
What’s blue and not very heavy?
Light blue!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What has four wheels and flies?
A rubbish truck!
What’s green and has wheels?
The Jungle. I lied about the wheels!
What’s small and washes up on beaches?
Micro-WAVES!
What’s big, furry and has eight wheels?
A monster on rollerskates!
What’s delicious and goes ‘meow’?
A bis-CAT!
What’s orangey and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
What’s got hooves and is very wet?
A RAINdeer!
What’s blue and square?
An orange in disguise!
What has a face but can’t smile?
A clock!
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
A fridge!
What’s white and blue and can’t climb trees?
A fridge in a denim jacket!
What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes!
What stays dirty even after washing?
Your bathwater!
What has lots of keys but doesn’t open anything?
A KEYboard!
What’s invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit farts!
What’s grey and goes up-down-up-down-up-down?
A hippo on a see-saw!
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