Is Your Dad a Dennis?

Wise(ish) Words by Dennis is a collection of quotes by Beanotown’s most blam 10-year-old and is a perfect gift for Father’s Day. This got us thinking – how similar to Dennis is your dad? Take this quiz and you can get the answers quicker than you can say 'DIY DISASTER!'...

1/10

The sun's out and it's time for a barbecue. What's your dad's motto when it comes to such danger?

"Stand back, everyone!"

"If something goes wrong today, yell ‘plot twist’ and move on."

"What's the fire brigade's phone number?"

"This is grill is hotter than the sun!"

2/10

A shelf needs putting up and your dad needs help. What does he say?

"Could you pass the spirit level please?"

"Could you pass the sticky tape?"

"If at first you don’t succeed, try reading the instructions."

"If this cup of tea doesn't slide off the shelf, then it's straight."

3/10

Your dad is thinking out loud about whether the shed needs tidying. What do you hear him say to himself?

"I think a trip to the rubbish tip is in order!"

"Do I really need lots of empty paint cans? We could use them as big cups!"

"This has turned into a spider funfair!"

"You’re not untidy. Your stuff is just on display."

4/10

What's the best piece of advice your dad has given you?

"Always arrive early then you're never late!"

"Alway put your socks on before your shoes."

"Save money on bookmarks by reading the entire thing in one go!"

"Never follow a dog with a full stomach up the stairs."

5/10

The last time your dad did the laundry, he left a red sock in the white wash. What does he say this time?

"Let's get a magnifying glass and thoroughly read the instructions."

"Make extra sure there's no red socks hiding in the machine!"

"Let's wear all of our dirty clothes and run around in the rain."

"Never make the same mistake twice. Do it three or four times, just to be sure."

6/10

It's your dad's turn to do the washing up. What might you hear him mutter during the task?

"Let's rinse the food particles off the plates first, then it'll make the job easier."

"Let's load up the dishwasher and pop some clothes in too. Multi-tasking!"

"How much washing up liquid do I put in the sink?"

"If at first you don’t succeed, hide the evidence and try again!"

7/10

Your dad's car is under an inch of dirt. What kind of thing would he most likely say first?

"I'm off to the car wash!"

"I'm going to cover the car in soap and wait for it to rain."

"Imagine if you could get a washing machine, but for cars."

"This might not be my car, actually. It's too dirty to tell!"

8/10

Look, it's your dad and he's keen to do the vacuuming. What's he most likely to say?

"Everyone pick your things off the floor, please!"

"Should I vacuum in straight lines or in circles?"

"Has anyone eaten dust as a snack?"

"I wonder if vacuum cleaners ever get thirsty?"

9/10

Inspired by the Great British Bake Off, your dad fancies baking a cake. What's he most likely to say?

"Paul Hollywood would shake my hand if he saw this cake!"

"A soggy bottom is a good thing, right?"

"I'm going to improvise!"

"The book says I need raisins. Peas are the same thing, really."

10/10

Your dad's bought some clippers and is going to give himself a haircut. What will he say at the end?

"I just needed a little trim."

"It'll grow back soon, right?"

"Clown hairstyles are blam, aren't they?"

"Who else wants to look like a patchy egg?"

NOPE!

Your dad is nothing like Dennis, judging by this result. Maybe he should start a band, get a dog and start causing mischief in Beanotown, then you can take the quiz again! That man is a perfect candidate for the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis. One read and he'll simply become like Beano's blammest legend!

Your dad's Dennis rating: 25%

Your dad doesn't really have any Dennis qualities, but once did a cool skateboard trick but that might have been by accident! You could always show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis, so he can brush up on his Dennis' philosophies and become the truest Menace he can be!

YEP!

Your dad definitely has some Dennis-like qualities. Does he own a catapult or a skateboard? Thought so. But if you think your dad could sharpen up his Dennis-like skills, why not show him the new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?

DEFINITELY!

Your dad is so like Dennis, we wouldn't be surprised if he had black spiky hair and a red and black striped jumper! In fact, he's Dennis and his dad – COMBINED! If your dad wants even more tips on how to be like Dennis, why not point him in the direction of our new book, Wise-ish Words by Dennis?

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