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Beano's Five-a-Day Joke Book - Guess the Punchline Quiz!

Do you have a comedy genius' brain? See if you can guess the ending to these awesome gags from the Beano Five-a-Day Joke Book!

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Beano Quiz Team • Updated August 19th 2024

The Beano Five-a-Day Joke Book is 112 pages packed with the best side-splitters in comedy history and forms an essential part of your recommended hilarity intake!

Do you love jokes as much as we do? Of course! How well do you know your punchlines, though? Take this test and see if you can select the right ending to these jokes!

1/12

How do you make a baby snake cry?

2/12

Why did the boy eat his homework?

3/12

Why did the teacher go the beach?

4/12

What was the ghost's favourite pudding?

5/12

What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes in the morning?

6/12

How does a mathematician plough his fields?

7/12

How did the computer programmer get out of prison?

8/12

Where do squirrels watch TV?

9/12

9/12 Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?

10/12

Who's a robot's favourite author?

11/12

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

12/12

Which way round do chickens swim?

Oh dear! Why not read Beano's Five a Day Joke Book and brush up on your punchlines!

Wow! You're a comedy genius! But why not get some inspiration from the Beano Five a Day Joke Book? There's plenty of hilarious subjects for all occasions!