Laugh to Infinity and Beyond With These 10 Buzz Lightyear Jokes!
Are you a Toy Story fan? Get ready to blast off with these galactic Buzz Lightyear jokes!
Looking for laughs? You've got a friend in these hilarious Toy Story rib-ticklers! But if these don't have you buzzing don't worry - we've got plenty more where these came from! Just take a look at these Star Wars jokes, these Frozen jokes, or even these catchy Pokemon jokes!
Jokes for all! Wahoo!
Why was Buzz Lightyear arrested?
He was charged with battery!
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What did the dog say to Woody after accidentally swallowing Buzz Lightyear?
You got a friend in me!
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Why was Buzz Lightyear at the Lexus dealership?
To go beyond Infiniti!
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Yes, Buzz Lightyear could beat you in an arm wrestle.
But Woody?
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What did Woody say to Buzz Lightyear?
A lot - there’s been 4 movies!
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Which chocolate bars are Buzz Lightyear's favourite?
Mars bars and Milk Ways!
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Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
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What does Buzz Lightyear like to read?
Comet books!
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Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at maths?
He can count to inifinity - and beyond!
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What kind of music does Buzz Lightyear listen to?
Neptunes!
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