20 Funniest Star Trek Jokes & Puns for Kids
These Star Trek Jokes & Puns Will Take you to a New Galaxy!
Are you a Star Trek fan? Do you like laughing? Then it's time to explore the final frontier of cosmic comedy - and these intergalactic gags will have you laughing at warp speed 9! The Star Trek universe is vast and full of all kinds of strange life forms - each one with potential for some real thigh-slapping sci-fi silliness! And don't worry - every one of these Star Trek jokes and puns is totally safe for kids!
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Anyway let's get back to these Star Trek jokes - it's only logical!
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three - a right ear, a left ear and a final front-ear!
Why did Spock cross the road?
Because it was logical!
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca
What a Wookie mistake!
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to sell the broken bulb!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken had gone before!
Did you hear about the Captain of the Enterprise?
He had a one trek mind!
Did you hear about the Klingon plan to wrap the Enterprise in silver paper?
Luckily, the plan was foiled!
Why did the Romulan cross the road?
To conquer the other side!
What space illness makes you red and itchy?
Chicken Spocks!
Why is needlework Riker's favourite hobby?
Because Captain Picard always says "Make it so!"
If Spock has pointy ears, what does Scotty have?
Engineers!
What do you call two science officers having an argument?
Science Friction!
What are glasses called on planet Vulcan?
Spocktacles!
Where do you go to get robot fast food?
Borger King!
How does a Romulan frog stay camouflaged?
He uses a croaking device!
When Star Trek fans go to a convention, they get a gift.
It's called the enter prize!
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them!
Why did Worf change his hair color?
It was a good day to dye!
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
Approximately 1.0000000000!
What is Tree Trunk’s favourite thing about Star Trek?
The Captain's log!
