Top 20 Best Worm Jokes & Puns
Wriggling, wiggly worms! Let's dig deep into the soil with these wonderfully wormy jokes!
Worms are pretty funny, they're spineless, wiggling and they eat dirt - what could be funnier? Well, a hand picked selection of the very best worm jokes in the world might be! Why not check out these wonderful worm jokes and see if they tickle you! What are you waiting for, lets get wormy with it! If you're not into worms, they are a bit slimy after all maybe you'd prefer these fish jokes!
I was supposed to be looking after my brother's creepy crawlies...
But I wormed my way out of it!
Why are worms so great to hang out with?
They're really down to earth!
What did the worm say to the log?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What's long, furry and howls at the moon?
A were-worm!
What's pink and likes to nibble on A Tale of Two Cities?
A book worm!
How do you make a glow worm?
Tell him you're really proud!
Did you hear about the worm who got addicted to fishing?
It was hooked!
What's a worm's favourite type of chewing gum?
Wrigleys!
What's pink and will send you to another dimension?
A worm hole!
If you want to be friends with a worm...
You should take it slow!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm!
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
It wasn't very bright!
What do worms write on?
Compost it notes!
What do you call a worm wrapped around a present?
A tapeworm!
What sort of worm should you use for measuring things?
An inch worm!
What do you call two worms who were made for each other?
Soil mates!
Why don't worms like getting up in the morning?
Because the early bird catches the worm!
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the mud slide!
What's cooler than a talking worm?
A spelling bee!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
How do you know where a worm's face is?
Tickle it and see which end laughs!
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
Big holes in your apples!
What did the insect scientist discover?
Global worming!
What sort of worms have babies?
Birthworms!
What lives in the soil and is very wide?
Girthworms!
What's wriggly and hot?
A warm!
Why did the robin go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms!
Why should you never listen to a worm that lives in a scarecrow?
Everything goes in one ear and out the other!
What's quiet and smells like worms?
Bird farts!
What did the beetle say when it got to the creepy crawly party?
'Thanks for the worm welcome!'
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!
What do you call a fat worm?
A Girth-Worm!
What did the worm say when they were late for school?
Oh my! How slime flies!
What did the Glow-worm say to its best friend?
You light up my life!
Why did the worm get another blanket?
To keep worm!
What kind of computers do worms use?
Apple Mac!
What did the Wood-worm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the teacher worm say to the late student?
Where in Earth have you been?!
How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With book worms!
There was a sale at the soil shop today...
Everything was dirt cheap!
What do they call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What music do worms listen to?
Underground stuff, you probably haven't heard of it!
What's invisible and smells of worms?
Bird farts!
A worm walks into a café, the owner says...
How did you do that?
There must be another planet with on it out there...
Because why else would they be called Earth worms?!
What's brown, wiggly and invisible?
The worm on your head!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy-worm!
Where do glow-worms live?
In lighthouses!
What do you call a really happy worm?
A Mirth-Worm!
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If you enjoyed those worm jokes why not check out these tiger jokes! But before you do, did you know that there are at least 20,000 species of worm and worm-like animal! In fact, if you weighed all the worms from just one family of worms, the annelids, they would weigh nearly three times as much as all the humans on Earth combined!