10 Perfect Princess Peach Jokes
You'll be tickled pink by these peachy puns!
Do you always pick Princess Peach when you play Mario Kart? If she's your fave, you'll just love these perfectly peachy jokes! Get ready to giggle! And for more Mario, try our hard Mario quiz, have a go at the ultimate Princess Peach quiz, or find out which Princess you are!
What’s Princess Peach’s favourite kind of chair?
A Toad-stool!
Why isn’t Princess Peach a reliable witness?
Her memory is a little fuzzy!
Why won’t Princess Peach wear a bikini to the pool?
She prefers a one-peach suit!
How does Princess Peach play volleyball?
With a peach ball!
What do you get when you cross Princess Peach with a bunny?
Something Punny!
Why was Princess Peach late?
She had to make a pit stop!
Why did the Princess run for president?
She wanted world peach!
What did Mario say to Princess Peach?
“Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you smaller!”
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
“It’s not you, it’s-a me, Mario!”
Why does Princess Peach keep Toad around?
Because he's a fun guy!
