20 Door Jokes That Are The Key To A Good Time
Looking for laughs? Lock in to these 20 hilarious door jokes! Knock knocks not included!
We just know you'll a-door these rib-tickling door jokes and one-liners! And if you don't we'll give you your money back - well, we would if these jokes weren't free!
But if you're after more like this, have a look at these knock knock jokes! Or maybe try these cracking cross the road jokes! Or you could even take a gander at these wacky what do you call jokes!
Jokes everywhere! Phewee!
What sound does a llama's doorbell make?
Llama-llama-ding-dong!
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door!
What do you get when 10 strawberries try to go through the door at the same time?
Strawberry jam!
My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 am... 3am!
Luckily I was awake playing the drums!
I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced
There’s a key change at the end!
Someone keeps posting Lego blocks through my door every morning
I don’t know what to make of it!
What do you call a man lying in front of your door?
Matt!
What did the door say to his girlfriend?
You look adoorable!
I fought with my door...
I could have handled it better!
Doors should think before making decisions
A lot hinges on it!
It’s tough being a door
You get board very easily!
Why did I keep pickles in my door handle?
Because I thought it was ajar!
What sound does James Bond’s doorbell make?
Dong. Ding Dong!
Why did the carpenter run away?
He was making a bolt for the door!
Who says 'When one door closes, another door opens'?
A bad carpenter!
I don’t know why I have such trouble using my doorbell…
I just can’t put my finger on it!
I crashed through the glass door of a French bakery
I was in a world of pain!
How do you know when there’s a drummer at your door?
The knocking speeds up!
What sound does a rat's door make?
Squeak!
“Dad, there’s a man at the door with a moustache”
“Tell him I’ve already got one!”
