20 Harry Kane Jokes That (Might) Take Home The Cup
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He's one of England's all-time greats - a legendary leader who has (almost) led his country to footballing glory. But just because he's good at football doesn't mean we can make jokes about him!
So read on to find out why Harry Kane doesn't play football with his dog, or how he keeps cool during a match!
And if that's not enough footballing fun you can always a go on these Mary Earps jokes, these Lionel Messi jokes, or even these Erling Haaland jokes!
GOOOOOOOAAAALL!
Harry Kane told Jordan Pickford a joke
But it went right over his head!
Harry Kane is an odd role model
He's made a living running away from his goals!
Why didn't Harry Kane pick Cinderella for the England squad?
Because she runs away from the ball!
Harry Kane is addicted to football and needs to stop
But he can't kick the habit!
What kind of ship is Harry Kane a captain of?
A sportsmanship!
Harry Kane and his grandad are watching a game. “Who's playing?”
“Czech and Slovakia” “Against who?”
Harry Kane just got tackled by an ostrich
It was a fowl!
Hands down, Harry Kane is the best footballer of all time
Hands up, that would be Pele!
Harry Kane played football on a pitch that was littered with loads of stones and gravel
Luckily they still won on aggregate!
Why doesn't Harry Kane wear glasses?
Football is a contacts sport!
What would Harry Kane do if England won the world cup?
Turn off the Xbox!
How does Harry Kane keep his trophies safe?
With a Guardiola-dog!
What do Lionel Messi and a magician have in common?
Both do hat-tricks!
What did Harry Kane do when the pitch flooded?
He sent on his subs!
How does Harry Kane stay cool during a match?
He stands near the fans!
What is Harry Kane's favourite drink?
Penal-tea!
What is Harry Kane's favourite type of lizard?
A Dino-score!
Why doesn't Harry Kane's dog play football?
He's a boxer!
Why doesn't Harry Kane like playing against pigs?
Because they hog the ball!
The England match got rained off
Harry Kane got a precipitation trophy!
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