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20 Hilarious Hip-Hop Jokes!

These rhyme-heavy jokes will have you singing with laughter!

If you love hip-hop, we've got the jokes for you! Laugh yourself silly with these jokes - they don't miss a single beat! Try some of our other musical jokes too - have some classical jokes, some drummer jokes, and some trumpet jokes!

I told my wife I thought Jay-Z was the best hip-hop musician of all time…

She said, “That’s Ludacris!”

Why do fishermen make such good hip-hop artists?

Their lines are great, and their hooks are even better!

What does Willy Wonka bring to a rap battle?

Candy bars!

What is a sloth’s favourite hip-hop star?

Lay-Z!

What is a hip-hop star’s favourite toy?

A yoyo!

Why did the teenage hip-hop artist do a whole album about soap?

So the lyrics would be clean!

What does a hip-hop star like in his drinks?

Ice ice baby!

What does a hip-hop star do at the gym?

A Lil Pump!

What do hip-hop artists add to their coffee?

Tupac of sugar!

What do hip-hop artists and vegans have in common?

Fake beef!

What do say about a hip-hop star who stole a dictionary?

He's got a way with words!

What do you call a hip-hop star who smells amazing?

Post Cologne!

Why did the hip-hop musician go to M&S Simply Food?

He heard they had fresh beets!

Why are organic farmers such good hip-hop artists?

They make such good beets!

What is a chiropractor’s favourite kind of music?

Hip-hop!

What was Albert Einstein’s hip-hop alias?

MC Squared!

Dr Dre may not be a real doctor…

But he’s done a lot of hip-hoperations!

What do frogs and rabbits have in common?

They both love hip-hop!

My rap name is DJ Green Onion…

But my friends call me Rapscallion!

What do you call a hip hop song that samples Queen?

Bohemian Rap City!