20 Graveyard Jokes For Giggling Ghouls!
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What makes honey and lives in a graveyard?
A zombee!
What do you call a snowman in a graveyard?
Chilling!
Did you about the terrible graveyard novel?
It had no plot!
What do skeletons put on their roast dinners?
Gravy!
What does Beethoven do in a graveyard?
De-compose!
What do you call a raffle in a graveyard?
A dead giveaway!
I never speak ill of the dead
They're beneath me!
Why did the chicken cross the graveyard?
To get to the other side!
Why was the bar in the graveyard so strict?
They only serve spirits!
Why did everyone in the graveyard get sick?
All of the coffin!
What sign is up outside the graveyard?
'There's no place like bone!'
Where do skeletons go to dance?
The rave-yard!
Did you hear about the new graveyard?
People are dying to get in!
Where is the graveyard in town?
Dead centre!
How did the skeleton feel about living in the graveyard?
Dead happy!
Why is so hard to keep a graveyard neat and tidy?
Everyone's always pushing up daisies!
People ask me why I love being a gravedigger so much...
I just dig it!
Why should people in a graveyard be allowed to vote?
It's their last rites!
Where are Neanderthals buried?
In a cave-yard!
Why should you never hold a concert in a graveyard?
The audience is pretty dead!
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