20 Builder Jokes That Will Really Raise The Roof!
Make sure you've got your hardhats and fluorescent vests on before clicking on these builder jokes!
Hope you're all decked out in your safety goggles and steel-toed shoes, because these jokes are seriously heavy on the laughter! And if you need more constructive humour, when you're done, we've got you! Why not try our hammer jokes, or have some corporate-approved giggles with these health and safety jokes!
I have a great joke about builders…
But I still have to work on it!
What is a builder’s favourite band?
Men at Work!
What is a builder’s least favourite band?
Men Without Hats!
How does a builder fix a stuck tap?
Faucet!
Why did the builder choose not to work in motorway construction?
He didn’t want to go down that road!
Did you know the Pentagon was supposed to be an Octagon?
It’s true, but the builders kept cutting corners!
Why are builders so much fun at parties?
They know how to raise the roof!
Why did it take the construction worker so long to propose to his girlfriend?
He was really building up to it!
What does a railway builder have in common with a DJ?
They both love laying down tracks!
Why did the builder turn down a job in Egypt?
It was a pyramid scheme!
What kind of advice do builders give?
Constructive criticism!
Why do builders hate drilling holes?
It's boring!
Why do builders love attaching metal together?
It's riveting!
What kind of bird makes the best builder?
A crane!
I told my builder I didn’t want carpets on my staircase…
He just gave me a blank stair!
Why are nosy roofers so bad at their jobs?
They’re always eavesdropping!
What is the tallest building a builder can construct?
A library, because it has the most stories!
What is the lightest building a builder can construct?
A lighthouse!
I had to tell my clients that I’m really bad at installing electric outlets…
They were shocked!
Why are builders so good at giving advice?
They always hit the nail on the head!
