20 Butcher Jokes With High Steaks!
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What do you get if you cross a Star Wars character and a butcher?
Obi Wan Baloney!
Where do butchers have fun?
At the meat ball!
I want to tell a joke about butchers...
But I'm too chicken!
What do you call it when you spy on a butcher?
A steak out!
There was a break in at the butchers last night...
Police suspect a hamburglar!
I want to make a meat joke...
But I'd probably butcher it!
What happened when one butcher proposed to another?
It was a tender moment!
Why don't butchers use dictionaries?
They don't want to mince their words!
A good steak pun is a rare medium...
Well done!
What does a butcher do to make a cake?
Bacon!
Why don't butchers work on aeroplanes?
The steaks are too high!
I'd love to tell you a sausage joke...
But it's the wurst!
What did one butcher say to another?
'Don't go bacon my heart!'
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Why is true love like a fancy steak?
It's rare!
I know I should stop making jokes about butchers...
But I can't go cold turkey!
What's an astronaut's favourite sandwich filler?
Launch meat!
What happened when the butcher accidentally backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!
What do you call a sausage that's been to the doctor?
Cured meat!
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a cow?
Roost beef!
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