20 Scaffolding Jokes & Puns
These sturdy scaffolding jokes and puns are funny on lots of different levels!
Are you a scaffolder? Or maybe you just find putting up temporary metal structures hilarious for some reason? It doesn't matter why you're on this scaffolding jokes page - we won't let you down! So read on to find out what the Ancient Egyptian scaffolder was up to, or the shocking truth behind carrying scaffold poles in a thunderstorm!
Ready to set up these scaffolding punchlines? Let's go!
Did you hear about the scaffolding collapse at the rock festival?
There was a lot of heavy metal!
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Man walks into a bar
Knew I shouldn’t have left all that scaffolding in the street!
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I know a great joke about scaffolding
I just need to set it up first!
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Drilling holes is boring
But putting up scaffolding is riveting!
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I quit my job as a scaffolder. It was just too hard
I handed in my too weak notice!
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A frog applies for a job as a scaffolder. In the interview the boss asks “what can you do?”
The frog says “rivet!”
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My dad's a scaffolder
He takes things to another level!
![Bacon jokes](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2021/05/bacon-4-780x439.jpg)
What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?
A magnet only has two poles!
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When given a choice between scaffolding and a ladder
I always choose the latter!
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Climbing on scaffolding...
...wrong on so many levels!
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A little moron and a big moron were on some scaffolding when it collapsed. Only one fell off - which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on!
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I had to take down some scaffold that was in the way at work
It held me up long enough!
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I was offered a scaffolding job in Egypt this morning
Turned out to be a pyramid scheme!
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A scaffolder was released after being accused of stealing building materials
There was no concrete evidence!
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How can you tell a scaffolder from a chemist?
You ask her to pronounce “Unionized“!
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What's a scaffolder’s favourite country?
Ucrane!
![Stone rock](https://www.beano.com/app/uploads/2022/08/stone-rock-780x439.jpg)
How does a scaffolder tell jokes?
He reposts it!
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I asked my boss if we would ever hire felons to build scaffolding
He said no, they won't let a conduit!
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I went out in a thunderstorm carrying some scaffolding poles
What happened next shocked me!
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I put scaffolding on my Hi-fi and steel girders on my radio
Then my mom told me to stop reinforcing stereo types!
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