20 Raucous Raspberry Jokes and Puns!
These juicy jokes will have you all in a jam - no seeds here!
Raspberries aren't only one of the best kinds of jam - they also make for some of the funniest jokes! Read on for some of the juiciest jokes around - and if your mouth is still watering at the end, fear not, we've got so many more fruity jokes and puns! Have a laugh with lemons, a chuckle with coconuts, or pun with plums!
What do raspberries like to read before bed?
Berry tales!
Why are raspberries such good friends with strawberries?
They jam together!
What was the raspberry’s favourite book?
The Great Gatsberry!
How do raspberries deal with treasure chests?
They berry them!
Why was the raspberry late?
It got stuck in a jam!
What did one raspberry say to the other in the middle of winter?
“Have a berry merry Christmas!”
Why are raspberry farmers so bad at being criminals?
They always get caught red-handed!
What did the raspberry say when his favourite song came on?
“Ooh, this is my jam!”
What was Prince’s favourite dessert?
Raspberry Sorbet!
What did one raspberry say to the other?
“If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!”
“Doctor, there’s a raspberry growing out of my nose!”
“Oh, that’s easy to deal with. Just put some cream on it!”
What do you call a raspberry that uses swear words?
Berry rude!
What did the robot have for dinner?
Computer chips with raspberry pi for dessert!
What do you call a Russian berry with a long beard?
Rasp-putin!
Why were the little raspberries upset?
Because their parents were in a jam!
What do you call a sad raspberry?
A blue raspberry!
What makes a bathroom fit for a Prince?
A raspberry bidet!
How many grams of protein are in a raspberry pi?
3.14159265…
What do you call raspberries making music?
A jam session!
Why are raspberries so bad at using computers?
The printer always jams!
