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20 Oat Jokes That Are Far From Grueling

Fill yourself up with these twenty t-oat-ally hilarious oat jokes! We're super cereal!

Now jokes about oats might not be the most obvious place to get your LOLs, but we think you'll be cereal-ly surprised by how wholesome these oat jokes are! So whether oatmeal floats your boat or porridge puns are the dish of the day, we've got enough grain gags to keep you going until lunchtime! Wahoo!

If you'd rather chow down on some other jokes don't worry - we have lots more! Just take a look at these aubergine jokes, these nacho cheese jokes, or even these amazing air fryer jokes!

But before all that - let's back to these awesome oat jokes!

I refused to eat oatmeal as a child

I was an inporridgeable brat!

What do you call couture porridge?

Haute-meal!

I bought a coffee in Scotland. I asked “hey, can I get a latte with oat milk?"

Confused, he looked at me and said: "Sorry, we cannae make a latte withoot milk!"

Eating porridge I just dropped on the floor is fine

It's the 5 Second Gruel!

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats!

Did you hear about the horse who had to go to court?

The judge reminded him he was under oats!

If you take goat milk into space

...it becomes oat milk!

Goat Jokes

What does a sailor have for breakfast?

Boatmeal!

A Dairy farmer got into the healthy milk business

He barley made ends meet!

The Scottish are rebranding their national dishes

Porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie!

What do you get when you mix curry and porridge?

Courage!

What do you eat for breakfast when you can’t afford oatmeal?

Pooridge!

I only eat certain types of oatmeal cookies

Why? I have my raisins.

I took pictures of wheat, oats, rice, and corn...

But they all came out grainy! One of them you could barley make out!

I can't seem to grow oats or barley in the mountains where I live

No plains no grains!

You can't have oatmeal twice in a row

It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals!

I seriously overcooked my oatmeal this morning

Eating it was pretty grueling!

Spoons jokes

Me and a couple of friends are arguing how to get out of the grain silo

We're all in the same oat!

Bacon jokes

I'm going to start a pub that also offers raisins, nuts and oats

I'll call it the Granola Bar!

Nuts jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck and some cereal?

Quacker oats!