Smoothie Jokes
Get ready for some healthy laughs – these smoothie jokes perfectly blend humour AND nutrition!
Need a quick, balanced, nutritious laugh? Then these smoothie jokes are perfect for you! These perfectly-blended quips will have you laughing louder than a blender on high speed! And don’t forget to check out our other delicious jokes – keep things extra healthy with some jokes about blueberries, aubergine and kale!
What is Prince’s favourite smoothie?
A raspberry puree!
What happened when the inventor of the fruit smoothie passed away?
They berried him!
Why did the strawberry turn red?
Because the blender had a crush on it!
What do you call a very charming banana?
A banana smoothie!
What do you call a bedtime smoothie?
Pajamba Juice!
I made a smoothie by blending a bunch of F5 keys together…
It was really refreshing!
What do you do when your fruit business goes into liquidation?
Start a smoothie business!
If tomatoes are a fruit…
Then ketchup is a smoothie!
What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rough collie?
Mango Lassie!
What does a cannibal like to put in his smoothies?
A blended family!
What do you put in a smoothie that makes you sad?
Melon-Cauli!
Why didn’t the police arrest the smoothie?
Because it was Innocent!
What’s green then red?
A frog in a smoothie machine!
What do you get if you cross a horse and a watermelon?
A very strange-tasting smoothie!
What do you call someone who steals a fruit drink?
A smoothie criminal!
What do you call a Greek monster who works in a smoothie bar?
Mejuicea!
Why are chameleons so good at making smoothies?
They’re great at blending in!
Why was the smoothie in trouble?
He got mixed in with a few bad apples!
What’s the opposite of a smoothie?
A chunky!
Why is it so easy to work at a smoothie shop?
You’ll always blend in!
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