20 Soy-tisfying Tofu Jokes!
These vegan-friendly jokes are healthy AND delicious – but most important of all, hilarious!
These jokes are fresh, braised and cooked to perfection with plenty of seasoning! Get ready to giggle at every vegetarian’s best friend – tofu! And if you need more healthy laughs afterwards, check out more of our jokes! We’ve got jokes about smoothies, oats and almonds, ready to eat!
Why shouldn’t you make jokes about tofu?
They’re tasteless!
Why was the teenage tofu so rebellious?
He just wasn’t braised right!
How did the tofu know his way around the city so well?
He had a Mapo it!
What do you call farm animals who love tofu?
Agadasheep!
Why was the patient so happy when his doctor prescribed tofu?
He had bean curd!
How does Spanish tofu introduce itself?
“Soy beans!”
What does Cher say to vegans?
“I Got Tofu, Babe!”
What is a tofu’s favourite chat-up line?
“You look soy fine!”
How did the vegan quit smoking?
He went cold tofu!
What do you call vegan foot-based martial arts?
Toe-fu!
What’s a good name for a tofu hot dog brand?
Not Dog!
What is tofu’s favourite drink?
Soy-da!
How should you cook tofu?
First make sure it’s the right tempeh-rature!
“Doctor doctor, I just can’t get my tofu to taste right! Will I ever be a chef?”
“Well, don’t let it stand in your whey!”
Why did the man give up eating tofu?
It just wasn’t meating his expectations!
Why are tofu jokes blasphemous?
They’re a work of seitan!
What do you call a tofu post-punk band?
Soy Division!
I can’t wait to try this tofu dish…
I’m beyond ex-soy-ted!
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
I’ve finally come to the realisation that tofu is overrated…
It’s just a curd to me!
