20 Seaside Jokes That are Sun-believably Funny!
Here's a collection of seaside jokes you're shore to find hilarious!
If you're the type of person who doesn't mind having sand in their shoes after a trip to the beach AND loves jokes, then this is the page for you. These gags are shore to make you giggle, so why not check out these seaside funnies before a seagull swoops down and pinches the punchlines from your very hands!
How can you tell that the sea is friendly?
It gives everyone a wave!
What do you call a seagull that lives near a bay?
A bagel!
What do you call very small waves crashing into the shore?
Micro-waves!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With TEN-tickles!
What are the lowest musical notes in the ocean?Â
Sea bass!
Were those catfish?
Or just purr-maids?
Why did the scuba diver bring a mop?Â
To clean up the sea floor!
This weekend a red ship and a blue ship collided at sea...
All the sailors were marooned!
Did you hear about the oven dishes that sailed the seven seas?
They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean!
The temple of the giant sea cow has recently been rebuilt...
Faith in huge manatee restored!
Do you know why the sea is salty?
It's because land never waved back!
Why does no one swim in the western coast of South America?
Because the water is Chile!
I just bought a house in France, on the southern coast...
It's very Nice!
I want to take a cruise around the coast of Norway...
But can I afjord it?
What did the coast guard say to the three captured whales?
Whale, whale, whale...
You wanna sell seashells by the seashore?
Well that’s a lot easier done than said!
Does the sea change colour if you pour orange soda into it?
No, that's just Fanta. See?
What did the Sea Urchin say to the Sea Cucumber?
With fronds like these, who needs anenomies?
What should you do if you can't stop going to the seaside?
Sea kelp!
I went to the seaside and didn't want to go with my friends on this long wooden platform...
But I bowed to pier pressure!
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