Indiana Jones Jokes We Dug Up!
These Indiana Jones jokes will really tickle your funny bone! Get your fedoras out and have a laugh at these 20 very punny jokes about Indy and his adventures!
We've dug up 20 of the funniest jokes all about everyone's favourite action archaeologist, Indiana Jones! And if you liked these, check out these archaeology jokes! Or how about some silly Shakespeare jokes? Or perhaps you'd rather have some Viking jokes? And if you're still in need of more laughs, fear not! We've got hundreds more lols on our main jokes hub!
What do you call an archaeologist who complains all the time?
Indiana Moans!
Who is Indiana Jones' daughter?
Fedora the Explorer!
What sort of facts does Indiana Jones love?
Arti-facts!
What do you call a skeleton in a fedora?
Indiana Bones!
What did Indiana Jones call his shoe shop?
The Last Cru-suede!
What do you get when you cross Indiana Jones and a Venn Diagram?
Comparison Ford!
What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?
An Indy-pendant!
What did Indiana Jones call his pet shop?
Raider of the Lost Bark!
What did Indiana Jones call his dishware shop?
The Kingdom of the Crystal Bowl!
Why was Indiana Jones scared of the car?
It had a windshield viper!
How many 'd's are in Indiana Jones?
42! -Dah dah da-da, dah dah daaaahh....
What did Indiana Jones call his cleaning supply shop?
The Temple of Broom!
What's Indiana Jones' least favourite comedy troupe?
Monty Python!
What did Indiana Jones say when he got stuck in quicksand?
'I've got a sinking feeling'
Why was Indiana Jones sad?
His career was in ruins!
What is Indiana Jones least favourite band?
The Rolling Stones!
Why do Indiana Jones find it hard to get a girlfriend?
Bad dates!
What does Indiana Jones put in his cakes?
Whipped cream!
What singing competition did Indiana Jones go on?
Pop Idol!
What do you call Indiana Jones when he has a bad hair day?
The Comb Raider!
