20 Flat Tyre Jokes That Won't Let You Down!
Here's some jokes that won't leave you feeling deflated!
Whether you’re feeling deflated or just want a good laugh, these jokes will have you rolling with laughter. You won't get tyred of these puns! After you've recovered after reading these hilarious gags, why not try our stinky fart jokes, some autocorrect jokes or you will maybeeee enjoy our Oasis jokes! And of course, you can find even more funny jokes on our main jokes hub!
Why was the flat tyre looking a bit fed up?
It wasn't a Goodyear!
Want to hear a joke about a flat tyre?
It's wheely funny!
What's tyre's least favourite coffee?
A flat white!
A friend needed help changing a flat tyre...
"Don't worry, no pressure!"
A person was driving their car when they came across two paths and got a flat!
There was a fork in the road!
What did the old van say when it got a burst wheel?
Time to re-tyre!
Don't worry if you've got a deflated tyre...
It's only flat on one side!
What did the tyre say when they were feeling flat?
"I'll bounce back!"
What is it called when a mechanic says they like your burst tyres?
Flattery!
Why is it easy to think of flat tyre jokes?
There's zero pressure!
How did the flat tyre celebrate its birthday?
They had a blowout meal!
Where does a burst tyre live?
A flat!
Why did the flat tyre put their pants in the laundry?
They were covered in skid marks!
What did the cat say when it got a flat tyre?
This is a cat-astrophe!
What's a tyre's least favourite food?
Flatbread!
It cost me £1 to pump up my tyre...
That's the cost of inflation for you!
I told a joke about a deflated tyre...
But it fell flat!
What's a flat tyre's favourite kind of music?
Pop!
Why did the flat tyre look sad?
It had been let down!
I have a flat tyre...
I should have got asparagus!
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