20 Paw-some Panther Jokes!
Sink your teeth into these 20 panther puns and gags! If we told you they weren't funny... we'd be lion!
Take a trip to the deep, dark jungle and prepare to chuckle at these 20 fearsome panther jokes! Step aside leopards and cheetahs, panthers are the funniest big cats in town! Don't believe us? Just check out these paw-some puns! If you'd rather some other animal laughs, look no further! We have snake jokes, penguin jokes, even jellyfish jokes!
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Went to go see Black Panther today
They asked wakanda snacks I wanted!
Why are panthers stealthier than their jaguar and leopards?
Because they're never spotted!
A panther escaped from its enclosure at the zoo yesterday
Almost made me puma pants!
Why don’t panthers like to play with jaguars?
In case they’re cheetahs!
What’s the biggest thing between panthers and leopards?
The Pacific ocean!
What's a panther running a copying machine called?
A copycat!
Why did the panther eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet!
The King of the Jungle said he was a panther
But I think he's lion!
Why is panther fur smooth and black?
Because they don’t want to be spotted!
Did you hear about the incident at the panther exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe!
What big cat should you lend money to?
Panthers or tigers are fine - just not a cheetah!
What’s the difference between a panther and a comma?
A panther has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!
What does a chemist say when a panther jumps into a pile of sand?
"Oh, you silicate!"
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Panther. Panther Who?
Panth er no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’!
What do you get if you cross a lion and a panther?
Eaten!
How do panthers link to different URLs?
By adding hyper-lynx!
What do you call a big pile of panthers?
A meow-tain!
Where do panthers go when they die?
Purr-gatory!
What does a tank museum and a zoo have in common?
They both have panthers, pumas and tigers!
The pink panther likes to do…
To do to do to do to do to do to dooo dodododo!
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