Job Jokes That Are Boss
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I'd love a job cleaning mirrors...
It's something I can really see myself doing!
I work at a calendar factory..
My days are numbered!
I've got a job taking care of a graveyard...
I wanted to work somewhere with a lot of people under me!
Why are archaeologists always upset?
Their careers are in ruins!
I quit my job at the can crushing company...
It was soda pressing!
I auditions to play Hamlet...
It was not to be
I teach English literature in a prison...
It has it prose and cons!
I got fired from my job as Santa
I was given the heave ho ho ho!
I've got a job at Kings Cross...
It involves a lot of training!
I got fired from my job in the cemetery...
I made a grave mistake!
Being a waiter isn't the most glamourous job...
But hey, it puts food on the table!
My job is drilling holes and then putting bolts in them
At first its boring, but then its riveting!
I had to quit my job as a strong man
I handed in my too-weak notice!
How do you get a job with the band Queen?
Prove you can perform Under Pressure!
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory...
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts!
I quit my job as a scuba diver...
Deep down, I realised it wasn't for me
I got fired from my job as a road worker for stealing
When I got home, all the signs were there!
I quit my job at the orange juice factory...
I couldn't concentrate!
I just quit my job in the helium factory...
I will not be spoken to like that!
I quit my job as a stage designer...
I left without making a scene!
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