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20 Fog Jokes That Can't Be Mist!
These hilarious fog jokes are just perfect for bringing laughter on a gloomy day!
Fog can be atmospheric, creepy, or even annoying if you were hoping for a sunny day - but we bet you never thought about how funny it can be! These fogtastic jokes truly can't be mist - you won't have the foggiest why you're laughing so hard! We've got more weather jokes waiting for you, too - jokes about rain, jokes about wind, jokes about storms... whatever the weather, you'll have a laugh!
What did the ghost say when he coughed up fog?
“Don’t worry guys, it’s just miasma!”
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I tried playing rounders in the fog today…
It was a big hit-and-mist!
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Most people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog…
It’s a common mist-conception!
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My glasses may be fogged up, but I’m not worried…
I’m opti-mist-ic!
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A man walked into my shop and bought all the fog machines, so I called the police…
I think he belongs to an extreme-mist organisation!
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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know – it’s a mist-ery!
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What do you call a grumpy fog?
A pessi-mist!
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It was so foggy at my granddad’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot…
It was a grave mist-ake!
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Why was the fog always late?
Because it mist the bus!
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It was so foggy outside today…
I shot an arrow in the air and it stuck!
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I thought I saw some fog yesterday…
I guess my memory’s a little cloudy!
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What did the fog say to the meadow?
“I mist you!”
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Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Wherever it wants!
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How do you wrap up fog?
With a rain bow!
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Why did the fog make the sea captain angry?
He mist the boat!
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Why was the old oak always shrouded in fog?
No one knows – it’s a mist tree!
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I was offered a job studying fog but I turned it down…
Looking back I think it was a mist opportunity!
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Why was the fog kicked off the football team?
It mist a field goal!
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What happens when the fog lifts over the main university in Los Angeles?
UCLA!
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I tried to grab fog…
But I mist!
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