20 Pottery Jokes That Are Kiln It!
Pick up what we're throwing down with these hilarious pottery jokes and puns!
No need to get all fired up - these potter-themed jokes are fresh out of the kiln, so grab a stool and get ready to shape some laughs! And if you're still feeling crafty, try some of our other hilarious jokes! We've got some bangers about yoga, painting, and embroidery to tickle your funny bone!
Why are ducks so bad at pottery?
Everything they make comes out quacked!
How can you tell if you’re boring a potter?
His eyes will glaze over!
Why shouldn’t you pick a fight with a potter?
They’re always ready to throw down!
Why did the potter hang around in her studio for hours before starting work?
She was just kiln time!
I just took a test on pottery…
I think I vased it!
What do you call a sasquatch who loves pottery?
A hairy potter!
I used to have a job cleaning out pottery kilns…
Then I got fired!
What do you call a really good poem about clay?
True pottery!
Did you hear about the guy who used to be a punk rocker, but then grew up and discovered a love for wordplay and pottery?
Now he’s a pun crocker!
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up his kiln?
“Go ahead. Make my clay.”
How do you know James Bond is such a big fan of pottery?
He has a license to kiln!
I make a lot of money in pottery…
You could say I’m kiln it!
I met a lizard who was really good at selling pottery door-to-door…
He could really rep tile!
How do you get good at Greek pottery?
You have to urn it!
What do you call a knight who loves pottery?
Sir Amic!
What do you call a pioneering potter?
A real trailglazer!
Why shouldn’t you take a pottery class?
It isn’t all it’s cracked up to be!
How does a potter get paid?
He has to urn it!
Did you hear about the pottery furnace that exploded?
They had to notify its next of kiln!
I was panicking when my pottery shelf was about to fall down…
But then I got a hold of my shelf!
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