20 Weiner Dog Jokes That Aren't The Wurst
Everyone's a weiner with these pawsome dog jokes! So take a walk on the wild side with these howling sausage dog gags and one-liners!
Are weiner dogs the funniest dogs out there? They have some stiff competition from pugs and corgis... but they might just be in the lead! If you don't believe just read on and have a wheeze on these 20 rib-tickling weiner dog jokes! Or let's check out some other mutt gags - because we have plenty!
Just look at these pug jokes, these labrador jokes - or for something a bit different, have a laugh at these totally wild ostrich jokes!
Ok, let's get back to these extra-long, extra-funny weiner dog jokes!
Why did the cowboy get a Weiner dog?
He wanted to git along little doggy!
If I could be any animal I would be a Weiner dog…
Because then I would always belong!
What do you give a dachshund with a fever?
Mustard…it’s the best thing for a hot dog!
Why can't you sell a weiner dog to a time traveler?
It would create a paradachshund!
What did the sausage dog say when he won the race?
I'm a weiner!
Where should you park your weiner dog?
In the barking lot!
Why are weiner dogs like trees?
They both have a lot of bark!
My weiner dog is so lazy
Not much dash in that hound!
Why are sausage dogs so competitive?
The weiner takes it all!
I would hate to be a weiner dog
That would be the wurst!
My weiner dog has been doing great lately!
It’s on a roll!
I had a dream about a weiner dog last night
It was more of a nightmare, to be frank!
Did you hear about the weiner dog that works for the coastguard?
He’s a good buoy!
Two weiner dogs are going for a walk. One say “nice weather today!”
The others turns and shouts “woah! A talking weiner dog!”
How do you stop your dachshund from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard!
Do you know why weiner dogs always nap in the shade?
Because they don’t like being hot dogs!
How do you stop your dachshund from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard!
What do you call sausage dogs who go trick or treating?
Halloweiners!
What do you call a zombie dachshund?
A halloweiner dog!
Dachshunds will be remembered as the greatest dogs…
History is written by the weiners!
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