20 Chef Jokes That Are Just Grate
Marinade your funny bone with these lip-smackingly hilarious chef jokes! Take you thyme, these cookery puns are worth the wait!
How do you like your humour? Rare? Dry? How about absolutely cooked? Take a taste of these extra crispy chef jokes and see how funny chefs can really be (when they're not shouting and throwing hot pans about)! Rather try some other delicious jokes? Check out these lunchbox jokes, these tofu jokes, or even these oat jokes! Jokes for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
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I asked a chef if he ever served a steak raw
He said yeah but it’s rare!
I'm opening a Swedish restaurant but my chef isn't actually Swedish
Will anyone notice I'm using an artificial Swedener?
I used to be one of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot...
But then I discovered oven mitts!
Why was the French chef sad?
He lost the huile d’olive!
Why did the Italian chef get an award?
Because he pasta test!
Why did the Hipster chef burn his tongue?
He ate his food before it was cool!
What's an Italian chef's favorite speech?
The Spaghettysburg address!
I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment
It's a whisk I was willing to take!
Why did the French chef stuff snails into his gas tank?
Because it makes escargot!
I just watched an Australian chef make meringue. Everyone cheered!
I was surprised... usually Australians boo meringue!
What is a sous chef's favourite catchphrase?
"I wish I had more thyme!"
Why wouldn’t the Italian chef’s car start?
Because he had gnocchis!
Famous Egyptian 19th Dynasty chef...
Gordon Ramses II!
What is a chefs favorite earth spell?
Cast iron!
My friend is a Magician & a Chef
The food is TA! DA! for!
Why didn’t the cook season the turkey?
They ran out of thyme!
What kind of car does a professional cook drive?
A Chef-rolet!
What do you give an angry chef who always serves wet pasta?
A re-straining order!
My gran was a pastry chef
Old age creped up on her!
What do chefs use to play snooker?
Cue-cumbers!
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