20 Cafe Jokes That Are Definitely Your Cup Of Tea!
Hey you - are you hungry for some laughs? Or how about a nice sit down? These 20 tea-riffic cafe jokes and puns will perk you right up!
Coffee? Croissant? 12 fried eggs and a bucket of beans? Whatever you like to order from the cafe, we're sure this list of 20 cafe gags are sure to fill you up! So grab a comfy seat and find out what happened when the worm walked into a cafe, why the T-Rex cafe is always hiring, or what's on the menu at the Karma cafe! And if you want to go back for seconds, we have loads more tasty morsels for you!
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A guy walks into a cafe and orders a coffee to go
The coffee gets up and leaves!
I went to an open-air cafe yesterday and it rained
It took me four hours to eat my soup!
I don't trust new cafes
They fill me with uncertain tea!
I started a new job in a cafe where I make cheese toasties
It’s grate!
I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings
I'll call it Salvador Deli!
At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu
You get what you deserve!
I went to a cafe in Paris and was insulted by the barista
It was a regular French roast!
What happened to the IT technician who tried to flirt with a barista at a cafe?
He couldn’t make a connection to the server!
I ran into this vegan girl at a cafe the other day
She said she knew me, but I had never met herbivore!
Why did the computer go to a cyber cafe?
Because it needed a byte to eat!
Why was the T-Rex Cafe always hiring?
They always seemed a bit "short handed"!
Just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe…
The food was good but the bill was enormous!
The rainforest cafe is getting too realistic
I was just sitting there when a bulldozer destroyed 30% of the cafe!
"Sir, why are you drinking on the floor?" asked the cafe waiter
"This is ground coffee" I replied!
An Australian walks into a cafe and orders coffee. The barista says “want any creamer?”
The Australian replies “Just coffee, mate!”
I went to a café that said they served breakfast at any time…
So I ordered eggs and bacon during the Cretaceous period.
Why did the spreadsheet open a breakfast café?
Because eggs sell!
A worm walks into a café, the owner says...
How did you do that?
Why weren't the bacon and egg allowed in the cafe?
They wouldn’t serve breakfast!
A Roman walks into a cafe...
They hold up 2 fingers and say,"I'll have 5 coffees, please!
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