Cold Jokes That Won't Get a Frosty Reception!
These cold jokes are brrrrilliant! Check out these chilling chuckles and see which ones are your favourite, and which leave you feeling cold!
These ffffreezing cold jokes are fantastic! We've put together twenty top winter puns for your enjoyment - so have a look and chill out! Liked these? What about some silly snow jokes? Or maybe you're in the mood for some wild weather jokes? We've even got these joyful January jokes! STILL in need of more? We've got hundreds more puns and jokes right here on our main jokes hub!
What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
What sort of bike do you ride when it's cold?
an icicle!
What's the coldest thing you can eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What's the coldest food in Mexico?
A brrr-ito!
What do you call kids who live at the North Pole?
Chill-dren!
What are the coldest letters of the alphabet?
I C!
Why is it always so cold online?
It's the w-internet!
What do snowmen take when they're getting sick?
A chill pill!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Chillyflakes!
How do you know if a snowman is made at you?
He'll give you the cold shoulder!
Why should you invite a fisherman to your parties?
To help break the ice!
What did the police man say to the snowman?
'Freeze!'
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
Why should you always play your saxophone outside?
To make cool jazz!
How do snowmen make themselves beautiful?
With cold cream!
What do you call a snowman who steals?
A brrr-glar!
Did you hear about the sleeping snowman?
He was out cold!
What do snowmen eat for tea?
Ice burgers!
What's faster - hot or cold?
Hot - you can catch a cold!
Why didn't the snowman perform at the talent show?
He got cold feet!
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