Funny Lawyer Jokes You Won't Object To!
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Why did the comma, the colon and the full stop hire a lawyer?
They were due to be sentenced!
What happened when the lawyer sued the airline for losing his baggage?
He lost his case!
Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer?
He was outstanding in his field!
What does a lawyer add to his fizzy drink?
Just-ice!
What sort of cases do skeleton lawyers take?
Pro bone-o!
What do you call a lawyer with who's daughter is married?
A father in law!
What do lawyers wear to court?
Law suits!
What animal always breaks the law?
A cheetah!
What do you call a female lawyer?
Sue!
Why should law jokes be sent to jail?
Because they're so pun-ishing!
When does a lawyer make coffee?
When there is sufficient grounds!
Knock knock. Who's there?
I'm sorry, I can't answer any questions without my lawyer present
What do you call a lawyer who charges a lot?
Bill!
Why didn't Abraham Lincoln need a lawyer?
He was in-a-cent!
When I was accused of being a bad lawyer...
I couldn't defend myself
I used to be a lawyer....
But it lost its appeal!
What did the judge say to the dentist?
'Pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!'
What happened when the lawyer farted?
The judge said 'Odour in the court!'
Where do lawyers live?
A legal pad!
Why did the judge send the pigeon to jail?
She was a flight risk!
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