20 Questions with Bananaman

Bananaman answers 20 questions all about him!

1. What 3 words would you use to describe yourself?

Ooh, a puzzle! I like puzzles! I’m going for handsome, irresistible, wonderful and… genius.

Sorry – I was looking for 3 words?

In that case, I’d like to add awesome as my third word

Okayyy, Bananaman. Here is your next question…

Bring it on!

2. What do you keep in your pockets?

The banana-suit doesn’t have pockets because what you end up with is unsightly bulges. However, I do have a utility banana-belt where I always keep a banana-rang, an inflatable banana-raft, a banana-grapple, a spare banana and a 20 pence piece in case I need to use a public toilet. “Be prepared” – that’s my motto. Especially for public toilets.

3. What’s the first thing you can remember?

Looking back is so un-super. Because I get more and more super every day, my greatest memories are in the future. If you see what I mean.

4. What would you like to be?

I’d like to be just a teeny bit less handsome, so ordinary-looking people don’t feel bad when they have to stand next to me. Still, someone’s got to be literally the handsomest dude in the universe. I’m just lucky it’s humble old me!

5. What’s the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I don’t get embarrassed. Rosy cheeks don’t go with the whole blue-and-yellow thing I have going on.

6. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Absolutely

Yes, but which one?

That’s right. You bet.

You don’t know what those words mean, do you?

I do, I just choose not to… say… stuff… after you’ve said them… to me.

7. What is your biggest fear?

My biggest fear is running out of heroic feats to achieve. You know, when I’ve literally done everything. That would be sad.Now I feel like crying…Quick, ask me another question!

8. Who would you trust with your biggest secret?

I don’t have any secrets. But if I did, I would tell them to Crow.Crow likes to think he’s my sidekick, and I let him think that because I’m literally the nicest guy in the universe.

9. What’s your most treasured possession?

Does my nose count? I’m very fond of it.

10. Do you have a pet?

Remember I was talking about Crow? He probably counts as my pet.

11. What’s your favourite food?

Bananas, of course! I always feel super when I eat one! Don’t tell Crow I said he was my pet.

12. What makes you laugh?

Everything makes me laugh because I’m literally the funniest man in the universe! I laugh at how funny I am, I laugh at how hilarious my jokes are, I even laugh when people say I’ve done something wrong. I mean, that’s hilarious! How could I, Bananaman, ever do anything wrong? Ha-ha-ha! See? I’m laughing now!Seriously. You won’t tell Crow, will you?