Diary of a Bash Street Kid โ Toots
Monday
Iโm Toots. The only girl in Class 2B. Which is a bit weird but I like it that way because girls wonโt do what I tell them, and boys always do. Which kind of means Iโm in charge of everyone. Even Teacher.The only problem with boys is that they smell so bad. Why is that? We eat the same stuff, donโt we? Do boys secretly eat sprouts when girls arenโt looking?
Tuesday
Mum says Iโm a tomboy. Which is a girl who likes to do โboy stuffโ like climbing trees, playing video games and fighting. This doesnโt make sense because Iโm better at all that than boys. The way I see it is that boys like to do girl stuff.I play with dolls too, though. Today I made a parachute for my doll, Doll. Thatโs her name. She didnโt break anything when I thew her out of my bedroom window so the parachute must have worked. Mum thinks I should give my doll a better name than Doll. Iโm thinking maybe Destroyer or Jillโฆ or maybe Jill the Destroyer.
Wednesday
Extra homework today. I could ask (shout) any of the boys to do my homework for me and I know theyโd do it. Well, maybe not Danny. The problem is that theyโre all idiots! Even my brother Sidney. Which I donโt understand because heโs related to me. I suppose heโs smart compared to Smiffy but then chairs are smart compared to Smiffy!
Thursday
Thereโs only one boy I like in school. Unfortunately heโs not in my class. His name is Dennis. Wellโฆ I donโt actually like him but heโs the boy whoโs the least annoying out of them all. Today he sneaked his dog into school. Which he does a lot. No-one knew until it sniffed out the sausages in the canteen and thenโฆ well, hereโs a drawing of that.
Friday
Boys will do anything I ask (shout) them to do, but itโs not always a good idea to do that. I left my pen in class and I asked Smiffy to get it for me. He went away and brought me back a toaster. Then he said โHereโs your headphonesโ. Bizarro!Also, one time in the canteen I asked Fatty to get my dinner for me โ I havenโt seen him since!