Get Ready For Mallet-Mashing Mayhem With Dennis And Pulverise The Mutant Poo Before It's Too Late!

It’s a cold, dark and misty night. The air is full of fright. There are creatures lurking and looming. The moon is full and bright. The hairs on your neck prickle as you walk up the long winding road that travels along the steep, steep hill.  You’ve got your bag ready with all the tools you’ll need. A flash of lightning makes the bare autumn trees look like silhouettes of creepy witch’s hands against the moonlit sky. In the distance can be heard the mad scientist cackling a menacing laughter. The kind that means a monster has been given life! But that’s not what you’re hear for. Not tonight. No, you’re making your way to the pumpkin patch. You hear the soft voice of a small child. They sing…
‘If you go down to the pumpkin patch today, you’re sure of a big pumpkin surprise – coz it’s Halloween, obvs!’ Before blowing a raspberry and running off to their parents.

But why us the pumpkin patch so scary tonight? (Yes, other than Halloween!) Well, unfortunately the patch has been invaded by toxic possessed pumpkins and mutant poop. What else could it possibly be? Something sensible and boarding? Yawn! Not In Beantown Only you and your Menace Mallet 3000 (made by Professor Screwtop, made just in case this exact problem came up!) can stop the gruesome gourds and er, Stinky, poopy poops! Swing and squelch your way to victory and saving Beanotown from the mutated veg. Watch out! That’s no pumpkin or poop. That’s Calamity James. What’s he doing here? Never mind, just don’t whack him. He has bad enough luck as it is!

– Tap to smash the toxic pumpkins to bag points and make it to the next level! 🎃
– Tap to smash the poop to scoop extra time! 💩
– DON’T smash poor Calamity James – he’s just got stuck in a turnip and you’ll lose valuable time! ⏱️