Blast The Parcel Game: Dennis' Birthday Edition

Help Dennis bust open boring birthday parcels to make room for the good stuff! Time to get out the cake cannon and blast some parcels!

Use your mouse or finger to guide the targeting crosshairs around the screen and tap like mad to destroy the packages. It’s a pretty boring haul this year; it’ll be much more funny to obliterate socks and slippers than to actually wear them! Splatter the soap, clothing and footwear for points.

There are three modes to choose from – pick your flavour of destruction! If you want some nonstop action, select ‘endless’ mode and get clicking at an infinite supply of presents. For a test of your skills, choose ‘timed’ mode, to see how many points you can get in 60 seconds. If that’s not tricky enough, select ‘challenge’ mode to see if you can snipe the presents out of the air, with a limited number of shots and targets. Can you bust open all 20 gifts without missing a single shot, or losing any ammo?

DO:

– Blast birthday parcels to see what’s inside 🎈🎉

– Blast slippers, socks, soap, and pants – you don’t want them! 🧦🩲👞

– Hit whoopee cushions to unleash Fartmageddon and clear EVERYTHING from the screen! 🩷💨

DON’T:

Blast Gnasher’s special bone – you’ll lose points, dude! 🦴

SCORES:

Can you become the king of cake and score over 25,000 points in Timed mode? 🎂

Maybe you’re more like the prince of presents, with 20,000 points, or a master of mess with 15,000. 🎁

But if you can’t wrap your head around 10,000, you’re just a giftwrap rookie! 🧠

Or even worse, a student slicer, because at 5,000, you need to learn to blast those parcels like pro! 👩‍🎓