20 Badger Jokes To Put in Your Comedy Sett
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Why are woodland creatures so grumpy?
People keep badgering them!
What's black and white and black and white?
A badger on a zebra crossing!
I saw a badger doing stand up the other night...
Great sett!
What sort of medal do you give woodland creatures?
A badger of honour!
My sat nav kept telling me 'bear left'...
But it was definitely a badger!
Why did the badger fail at making jelly?
He couldn't get it to sett!
Why are badger actors so professional?
They're always on sett on time!
Why did the badger cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why was the badger so stubborn?
He was just very sett in his ways!
What's black and white and red all over?
A badger with sunburn!
Why do badgers have stripes?
They're more slimming than spots!
What's black and white and goes 'Baaa!'?
A confused badger!
What do honey badgers drink?
Mead!
Why couldn't the vulture take two dead badgers on the plane?
He was only allowed one carrion!
What did the badger eat at the restaurant?
The set meal!
Why did the badger go to see the film?
Because he enjoyed the book!
Why are badgers black and white?
Colour is more expensive!
What did one badger say to the other?
Nothing, badgers can't talk!
Badgers really love their homes...
In fact, they dig them!
What sort of car does a badger drive?
A ferrati!
