10 Hippo Jokes & Puns Designed to Make a Splash
Hip Hop Hooray for the Funniest Hippo Jokes Around
These hippo jokes are hippo-larious! And if you liked these, we've got more jungle jokes here! How about these rawrsome lion jokes? Or maybe these bear-y funny koala jokes? We've even got owl jokes, they're a real hoot! And as always, check out even more laughs on our main jokes page!
What's got long hair and loves to wallow in mud?
A hippie!
What tells lies and lives by the river?
A hippo-crite!
What do you call a hippo standing on one leg?
A hoppo!
What's made of chocolate and swims in rivers?
A hippoto-mousse!
What's more amazing than a talking hippo?
A spelling bee!
What's a hippo's favourite type of music?
Hip hop!
Why shouldn't you let a hippo get too cold?
In case it gets hippo-thermia!
What do you get if you cross a hippo and a transformer?
Optapotamus Prime
What do you call a peckish hippo in Budapest?
A hungry Hungary hippo!
Why do you never see hippos in trees?
They're very good at hiding!
