20 Mole Jokes That You'll Definitely Dig
You can make a mountain of laughs out of these hole-some mole jokes! Check out these mole gags and see for yourself!
They might make a mess of your lawn, but these cute, mostly blind mammals are a bundle of laughs! Have a sniff around this epic list of mole jokes and you'll soon see why! If you like your jokes a bit less moley though you're still in the right place - we've got giraffe jokes, snail jokes, whale jokes... and all kinds of animal jokes!
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What do you call a mole that doesn't like eating worms?
An ano-mole-y!
Doctor! Doctor! I’m worried about this mole on my shoulder!
Doctor: Try calling a vet!
Why do moles like large parties?
The mole the merrier!
How do moles change the channel on their TVs?Â
They use the re-mole control!
What do you call a mole that doesn’t feel pain?
A paracetamole!
I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today
I’ve no idea how he got up there!
Wasted 4 hours at the Doctors getting a mole checked out
Apparently I should have left it in the garden!
Where do famous moles go to live?
Beverley Holes!
Who is a mole’s favorite composer?
Mole-zart!
How do you stop a mole from digging holes in your lawn?
Take away his shovel!
What is a mole’s favorite type of music?
Rock ‘n’ mole!
What kind of test do student moles like best?
Mole-tiple choice!
What’s a mole’s favourite board game?
Mole-opoly!
Moles are so dramatic!
They make mountains out of mole hills!
What are moles made of?
Mole-cules!
How do moles keep in touch?
By e-mole!
What's soft, fuzzy and lives in a hole?
My belly button fluff!
What do you call a hedgehog that's lost it prickles?
A mole!
What type of food is a duck and mole put together?
Quackamole!
