20 Squirrel Jokes Which Are Totally Nutty
Looking for some acorn-y gags? Check out these funny squirrel jokes!
If you're looking for funny jokes about your furry friends, look no further – we've dug up these better than a-corn-y funny squirrel jokes for you.
Still looking for more jokes? Phew! Luckily we've got LOADS. Take a peek at these bee jokes, cow jokes or animal jokes! Honestly, we've got so many jokes!
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel!
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Why is it a bad idea to work for squirrels?
They pay peanuts!
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A doctor for overweight squirrels...
is called a nut-ritionist!
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I was thrown out of the park for arranging squirrels by height.
They didn’t like me critter sizing!
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What's a squirrel's favorite ballet?
The Nutcracker!
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What do rich squirrels eat?
Cash-ews!
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Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
All over the place!
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How do squirrels watch TV?
On Nut-flix!
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How did the squirrel try to impress his date?
He went out on a limb!
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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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How did the squirrel get lost in the forest?
It followed the wrong root!
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Where do squirrels go on holiday?
Beech trees!
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What famous squirrel tells the future?
Nutradamus!
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What do squirrels wear on their feet?
Cashews!
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What do you call a squirrel in a church?
A chipmunk!
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What's invisible and smells like nuts?
Squirrel farts!
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What did the tree say to the squirrel?
Leaf me alone!
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I'd make fun of what squirrels eat...
But it'd be acorn-y joke!
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I saw a squirrel this morning cycling through the park.
I didn't know they can ride bikes!
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What do squirrels give each other on Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts!
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