20 Vet Jokes That Are Just What the Doctor Ordered!
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How do you open a vet's surgery?
With a donkey!
How do vets do their sums?
with a cow-culator!
What sort of TV do vets watch?
Duck-umentaries!
What do you call a vet who only treats one species?
A doctor!
Did you hear about the vets clinic that only treated cows?
It was an udder disaster!
My vet is doing a special deal on cat medicine
Buy one, get one flea!
Where do rabbit vets work?
At the hopital!
How do you choose a vet?
From a cat-alogue!
What do you call a vet that only deals with canines?
A dogtor!
Did you hear about the vet who had a cold?
She was a little horse!
What do you need to be an Australian vet?
The right koalafications!
Why should you bring your monkey to the vet?
If it gets gor-illa!
What kind of coffee do vets drink?
De-calf!
Why did the vet have to put my cat down?
His arms were getting tired!
What do you get if you cross a bat and a vet?
A baterinarian!
Why are vets like writers?
They work on tails all day!
How do you know if you live near a vet?
Their grass is always neatly trimmed!
Did you hear about the vet who's operation went wrong?
It was very unfurtunate!
What do you call a vet with a sore throat?
A horse doctor!
Why do chickens get when they're ill?
Human pox!
