30 Taylor Swift Jokes & Puns for Kids to Make You Laugh!
You'll pop with laughter after reading these Taylor Swift jokes!
Are you in the mood for some jokes about one of the world's biggest pop stars, Taylor Swift? Then stick around – we guarantee your sides will hurt after reading these 30 awesome gags! They're guaranteed to hit the right note!
Once you've recovered after this lot, why not check out at some other musical funnies – we've got plenty, just look at these singing jokes, trumpet jokes, and even piano jokes!
What is Taylor Swift's computer password?
IKnewYouWereTroubleWhenYouLoggedIn
What do you call a pop star in a boat?
Taylor Adrift!
What do you call a pop star who's working in a suit shop?
Taylor Shift!
What do you call a pop star in an elevator?
Taylor Lift!
What did Taylor Swift say when she walked into a demolished house?
I knew you were rubble when I walked in!
Why did Taylor Swift take the lamb to the vet?
This sick bleat!
What is Thanos' least favourite Taylor Swift song?
Endgame!
What do you call a pop star who turns into a werewolf?
Taylor Shapeshift!
What do you call a pop star in a gym?
Taylor Weightlift!
What do you call a pop star with a cold?
Taylor Sniffed!
What did Taylor Swift say to Ed Sheeran in a haunted house?
Run!
What do you call a pop star's Christmas present?
Taylor Gift!
What did Taylor Swift say after spending a day with Prince Charming?
Today was a fairytale!
What did Taylor Swift say after she finished her frozen water sculpture?
Beautiful ice!
What did Taylor Swift say to her cat after it broke a vase?
This is why we can't have nice things!
How did Taylor Swift feel after running a race?
Breathless!
What did Taylor Swift say when her candy rolled out the door?
Sweet escape!
What does Taylor Swift call a handful of coins?
Change!
What did Taylor Swift say to the sheep on a winter's day?
I'm as cold as ewe!
What does Taylor Swift say after having a bath?
I'm finally clean!
What is Taylor Swift's favourite kind of drink?
Pop!
Where does Taylor Swift keep all her favourite songs?
On a Taylist!
What do you call a thirsty pop star?
Taylor Swigs!
How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?
She shakes it off, shakes it off!
Why do vampires stay away from Taylor Swift?
Because they know she has bad blood!
What did the three eggs say to Taylor Swift?
Omelette you finish!
I used to be addicted to quoting Taylor Swift...
But I think I'm finally clean...
Why are Taylor Swift's tracks always a hit?
Because Swift never misses!
What is Taylor Swift's favourite type of curry?
Chicken Karma!
What do you call someone who can make clothes quickly?
Tailor Swift!
